You can’t go home again

December 28, 2006 at 11:57 am | In Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Seven episodes into the first season, I realize that Melrose Place isn’t the show I remember.

I also realize that, as the wheel of fashion turns, there will come a time when crotch-snap bodysuits will roll back into style. Not the ugly 70’s leotards, because those are already back. American Apparel’s got ‘em, but I prefer the jazzy versions down at Leotard of the Month. No, no, this is the (even more) sinister and hideous evolution of the leotard–accompanied by high-waisted jeans and an oversized belt. Vest optional.

See what I mean within the first few seconds. Red and white stripes. Can’t miss it.

It’s only a matter of time until Sunset Junction is crawling with Fly Girls. Wish I’d kept my babydoll dresses.


3 Comments

  1. The only way to stop this is if I start wearing them all first. That way I’ll taint them and stem the tide for a few years. Wish me luck.

    Comment by J — December 29, 2006 #

  2. mmmmmm Jake…….

    Comment by isis — January 8, 2007 #

  3. You did not pick up your phone.

    Comment by Danny — January 10, 2007 #


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